An open letter to anyone involved in that mockery that was reading Teen Wolf fanfiction only to make fun of it.

kimmi-watch:

Congratu-fucking-lations to Clever TV (whatever the fuck that is), Jeff Davis and the Teen Wolf Cast who were involved in that frankly ridiculous and mean display of reading aloud snippets of fanfiction.

Just think about what you did there. You took three fanfictions, small snippets from them and…

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Adviser: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
protagonist: with this.. it's my win!
antagonist: how?? i have like triple your fighting experience and i'm easily four times as powerful and twice as smart? I've literally been targeting nothing but your vital points and you just cut me once? it's actually pretty shallow i'm pretty sure you should've died the fourteen times I impaled you?

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via parliament-of-ooo)

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via parliament-of-ooo)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via parliament-of-ooo)

listoflifehacks:

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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch, via tyleroakley)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

Is that karkat

(via shewho-runs-withwolves)

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

(via gravity-did-it)

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via pizza)